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Date: 2018-07-20 12:14 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] retrobeats
HAHA i'm glad you're as hype about this stupid chainmail as i am, i honestly ALMOST died

Date: 2018-07-20 12:22 am (UTC)
retrobeats: (Pepsi Tropical Chill)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
oh my GOD eos doesn't have geese???
tbh that's probably for the best they're super bad tempered birds
like they live next to lakes and make this really obnoxious honking noise and have beef with everyone that comes within a 10ft radius
earth geese don't breathe fire but Minato's saying the weird mutant ones here do?

Date: 2018-07-20 12:38 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] retrobeats
god idk i've never gotten close enough, i value my life
like butt height? with like 6ft wingspans or something

Date: 2018-07-20 12:49 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] retrobeats
they're at exactly the right height to bite off your dick that makes them PLENTY dangerous

Date: 2018-07-20 01:18 am (UTC)
retrobeats: (Mr. Pibb)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
tbh i have no idea but i still wouldn't wanna risk it
i've heard people say they can break your arm tho

Date: 2018-07-21 09:44 pm (UTC)
retrobeats: (Pepsi Tropical Chill)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
nah they're not birds of prey
just really ornery and think that everything the light touches is their kingdom

Date: 2018-07-23 12:00 am (UTC)
retrobeats: (Tizer)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
omg no way!! man-eating geese would be honestly horrifying
why is THAT the first place your mind went to, does everything on eos want to chow down on human flesh??


[ so sayeth the guy who literally just said geese are at the right height to seperate a dude from his manhood. ]

Date: 2018-07-23 10:34 pm (UTC)
retrobeats: (Coca-cola Blak)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
YIKES. that's fair
i mean dgmw earth's got a lot of stuff like that too??
like sharks don't actually eat people but they'll take a bite of you if they think you're a seal
and there's tons of stories of hippos being "would kill multiple people in horrible ways" levels of aggro even tho they're herbivores
but you don't really get those hanging around new jersey

Date: 2018-07-24 10:56 pm (UTC)
retrobeats: (Tizer)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
omg
no but if we did have a wall it'd totally be there to keep folks from jersey from getting OUT lmao


[ michael please take this seriously ]

Date: 2018-07-26 09:05 pm (UTC)
retrobeats: (Jolt Cola)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
lmao sorry that was just a lil NJ humor!
so half the people i have ever spoken to can't wait to leave and also everyone else loves to drag us at every opportunity
jersey jokes are a dime a dozen?? but i saw an opening and i took it

so was there any reason why a wall was the first place your mind went to?

Date: 2018-07-28 10:15 am (UTC)
retrobeats: (Pepsi Blue)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
ummmmm ok i'm gonna ask you to back up a sec
daemons???????

Date: 2018-08-07 12:22 pm (UTC)
retrobeats: (Dr. Pepper Red Fusion)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
you are NOT seriously telling me hell is a literal place that exists for you right now

Date: 2018-08-07 10:45 pm (UTC)
retrobeats: (dnL)
From: [personal profile] retrobeats
holy crap.
that is one of THE most hardcore things i have ever heard and also i would not last 5 minutes on your planet.

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