oh my GOD eos doesn't have geese??? tbh that's probably for the best they're super bad tempered birds like they live next to lakes and make this really obnoxious honking noise and have beef with everyone that comes within a 10ft radius earth geese don't breathe fire but Minato's saying the weird mutant ones here do?
omg no way!! man-eating geese would be honestly horrifying why is THAT the first place your mind went to, does everything on eos want to chow down on human flesh??
[ so sayeth the guy who literally just said geese are at the right height to seperate a dude from his manhood. ]
not EVERYthing, but a lot of things???? and even the things that won't eat you are mostly not to be messed with. spiracorns are vegetarians but they'll fuck you UP.
YIKES. that's fair i mean dgmw earth's got a lot of stuff like that too?? like sharks don't actually eat people but they'll take a bite of you if they think you're a seal and there's tons of stories of hippos being "would kill multiple people in horrible ways" levels of aggro even tho they're herbivores but you don't really get those hanging around new jersey
lmao sorry that was just a lil NJ humor! so half the people i have ever spoken to can't wait to leave and also everyone else loves to drag us at every opportunity jersey jokes are a dime a dozen?? but i saw an opening and i took it
so was there any reason why a wall was the first place your mind went to?
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Date: 2018-07-20 12:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-20 12:16 am (UTC)wth is a goose?????????????
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Date: 2018-07-20 12:22 am (UTC)tbh that's probably for the best they're super bad tempered birds
like they live next to lakes and make this really obnoxious honking noise and have beef with everyone that comes within a 10ft radius
earth geese don't breathe fire but Minato's saying the weird mutant ones here do?
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Date: 2018-07-20 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-20 12:38 am (UTC)like butt height? with like 6ft wingspans or something
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Date: 2018-07-20 12:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-20 12:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-20 12:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-20 01:18 am (UTC)i've heard people say they can break your arm tho
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Date: 2018-07-20 01:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-21 09:44 pm (UTC)just really ornery and think that everything the light touches is their kingdom
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Date: 2018-07-21 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-23 12:00 am (UTC)why is THAT the first place your mind went to, does everything on eos want to chow down on human flesh??
[ so sayeth the guy who literally just said geese are at the right height to seperate a dude from his manhood. ]
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Date: 2018-07-23 12:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-23 10:34 pm (UTC)i mean dgmw earth's got a lot of stuff like that too??
like sharks don't actually eat people but they'll take a bite of you if they think you're a seal
and there's tons of stories of hippos being "would kill multiple people in horrible ways" levels of aggro even tho they're herbivores
but you don't really get those hanging around new jersey
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Date: 2018-07-24 12:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-24 10:56 pm (UTC)no but if we did have a wall it'd totally be there to keep folks from jersey from getting OUT lmao
[ michael please take this seriously ]
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Date: 2018-07-25 03:44 pm (UTC)why???
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Date: 2018-07-26 09:05 pm (UTC)so half the people i have ever spoken to can't wait to leave and also everyone else loves to drag us at every opportunity
jersey jokes are a dime a dozen?? but i saw an opening and i took it
so was there any reason why a wall was the first place your mind went to?
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Date: 2018-07-26 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-28 10:15 am (UTC)daemons???????
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Date: 2018-07-31 12:48 pm (UTC)i've seen people spell it without the a.
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Date: 2018-08-07 03:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-08-07 10:45 pm (UTC)that is one of THE most hardcore things i have ever heard and also i would not last 5 minutes on your planet.
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