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[retrobeats]

lmao sorry that was just a lil NJ humor!
so half the people i have ever spoken to can't wait to leave and also everyone else loves to drag us at every opportunity
jersey jokes are a dime a dozen?? but i saw an opening and i took it

so was there any reason why a wall was the first place your mind went to?

[photoshooter]

oh. yeah we had a wall to keep out all the dangerous crap like voreteeth and daemons, so i was wondering if you guys did, too.

[retrobeats]

ummmmm ok i'm gonna ask you to back up a sec
daemons???????

[photoshooter]

you know, like awful mutated darkness monsters spawned from our worst nightmares and also probably hell??
i've seen people spell it without the a.

[retrobeats]

you are NOT seriously telling me hell is a literal place that exists for you right now

[photoshooter]

idk i'm not religious or anything. daemons are real tho! i've killed a lot of them!!

[retrobeats]

holy crap.
that is one of THE most hardcore things i have ever heard and also i would not last 5 minutes on your planet.

[photoshooter]

i was about to tell you you'd be fine as long as you were in insomnia behind the wall.

but i forgot the wall's gone. soooooooo yeah if you're as normal as i used to be then for sure you'd be 100% toast, dude, sorry.

[retrobeats]

eh. evolution's survival of the fittest which i am totally not, so i'm not shocked.

............. i'm also like. sensing this whole novel's worth of backstory here?
which you totally don't have to talk about if you don't wanna cause it sounds like the worst kind of backstory but i also didn't wanna ignore the super obvious elephant in the inbox.

[photoshooter]

[Wait for it.]

what's an elephant?