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[whichcraft]

You know I was about to ask what the hell kind of secret potions you assume I'm cooking up, anyway, but then I realized.

Secret ones, obviously.

[photoshooter]

secret MAGIC ones ofc. seriously tho!!!! we need that stuff, STAT.

also noct and telly totally need haircuts after being here so long, i should bug them about that.

[whichcraft]

I could probably work out a spell that would do the same thing as hair gel, you know.

I'd have to work on it a little bit but I bet I could figure out something. Making things stick to things isn't that hard of a trick.

I'll let you have the hair gel if you promise to share something of yours with me sometime. Like if this place gives you something weird and fun.

[photoshooter]

SECRET MAGIC HAIR GEL POTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but yeah of course i will! man maybe i really gotta get off my tailfeathers and do those quests to get tradeable items. back to the sidequest life for me i guess. (´∩｀。)

[whichcraft]

Drawback: you would have to let me touch your head.

Also if you really hate the sidequests you don't have to do them just for my sake. Make me a counteroffer, I'm easy to trade with. ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆ✿ԅ)

[photoshooter]

lol it's really okay if you touch my hair, it's not a big deal. へ(‾◡◝ )> especially if you're fixing it instead of messing it up!

anyway nah everyone else is doing them so i have to too or else i'll feel SOOOOOOOO lame! my friends have such a huge head start on me, i can't just sit around in the house while they kick ass out there. i can't even cook!! so if quests are how i contribute to this society then quests are what i'm gonna do. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[whichcraft]

What the fuck is that emoji.

THAT'S AMAZING look at those guns!!

[photoshooter]

PEW PEW!!!! (((ꎤ’ω’)و三 ꎤ>ω<)-o≡

speaking of guns i'm also always up to hunt stuff. so let me know if you're low on supplies again okay?

[whichcraft]

I'm not sure what you mean by "again"...

So what, I just tell you I want a deer or something and you'll drop a carcass on my doorstep a few hours later?

[photoshooter]

yeah like a cat (=ↀωↀ=)✧

[whichcraft]

Don't cats do that because they think their humans are too dumb to feed themselves?

[photoshooter]

(=ↀωↀ=)✧(=ↀωↀ=)✧(=ↀωↀ=)✧

[whichcraft]

Yeah, you've definitely got the first rule of being a cat down pat.

[photoshooter]

awwwww don't be like that! i don't really think you're dumb. i just worry you know? ONE POTATO isn't enough for anybody!

[whichcraft]

Haha I'm kidding, I meant that the first rule of being a cat is being a smarmy asshole who gets away with everything.

oh my god is that what this is about

the potato

[photoshooter]

it's the only thing i know for sure you've eaten except for the deer we hunted!

[whichcraft]

ok MOM

it was really good by the way, the deer. Yummy.

[photoshooter]

good!!!

you know if you came over you could have yummy food like that alllllll the time.

[whichcraft]

Is this a bribe?

Are you trying to bribe me with food?

[photoshooter]

no!

maybe?

i don't think it's a bribe when my regular motive and my ulterior motive are both to feed my friend's cooking to you.

[whichcraft]

Is your friend a good cook?

I mean not that I have any room to be picky, but.

[photoshooter]

he's the best in the entire universe, i can't even TELL you how much i missed his cooking!

[whichcraft]

Oh.

Well, I mean. Are you sure there's enough? If I come too.

[photoshooter]

if there isn't i'll work extra hard to make sure there is!!! i have to pull my weight more around here anyway. he and noct have been pampering me like crazy since i got here, they're gonna totally spoil me.

[whichcraft]

You're supposed to pamper cats, though. They demand it!!

Maybe we could go get something together. Then I'm pulling my weight too?