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[whichcraft]

It's that or one of the witches. There's four of them but you only really see two in the movie.

(Yeah, I was thinking I could be the girl)

The other three are a scarecrow who wishes he had a brain, a tin man who wishes he had a heart, and a lion who wishes he had the courage to be the king of the forest.

[photoshooter]

omg!! CAN NOCT BE THE LION???

follow-up q: what's a lion?

[whichcraft]

It's like a big cat with a huge fluffy mane! Like a BIG big cat. Like imagine uhhhhhh

whatever cat you have in your world that has the pattern that Ignis wears on his shirts all the time. Like that but with fur all gold and a big shaggy mane around its neck.

[photoshooter]

oh ok! does it electrocute people, too? it doesn't seem to have any whiskers.

[whichcraft]

...

ELECTROCUTE people?

[photoshooter]

guess not then. couerls do that. (i probably spelled that wrong, i can never remember which vowel goes where lol.)

anyway a big cat is PERFECT for noct. or is it purrrrrrfect?? lmao. what about me, should i be the scarecrow?

[whichcraft]

Do you wish you had a brain? :)

I think you'd be really cute in a scarecrow costume. If you don't mind the hay itching.

[photoshooter]

awww i forgot it'd do that. (*>_<*) oh well, maybe iggy can think of some way to fix it so it doesn't poke me too much......oh no, does he have to be the tin guy?? poor iggy. o(8△8)o we know you have feelings, buddy!!

[whichcraft]

I mean there's other characters, but those are the main four. Or in the lion's case the MANE four.

But there's also the wizard, the witches, the flying monkeys, the girl's dog...

[photoshooter]

HOLD THE PHONE!! THERE'S A DOG?????

[whichcraft]

Oh, yeah, she has a dog who comes with her. Like a little dog, he rides around in her basket with her.

[photoshooter]

ohhhhhhh emmmmm geeeeeeEEE THAT'S SO CUTE! we have to make a dog for you if you're gonna be the girl!!!

[whichcraft]

I was figuring I'd just turn Jerry into a dog or something, maybe, but that would only last for an hour and also I'd get really tired and like. Develop weird dog habits like randomly shoving my face into people's crotches.

It's not really ideal when I cast magic on my own familiar, let's put it that way.

[photoshooter]

omg LOLLLL!!

i probably shouldn't be laughing but poor you! poor jerry. nobody needs to live the crotchdog life, iggy can sew! he's cute, he made noct a..........dog...thing. maybe if i bug him enough he'll teach me!

[whichcraft]

What do you mean he made Noct a dog thing. Like he sewed him something?

[photoshooter]

ya for noct's birthday. aren't they *A*D*O*R*A*B*L*E*??? lmao and then noct thought i didn't know they were together. what a dork!!

[whichcraft]

...The guy figured out an entire calendar based on the angle of the sun and Mercury being in Gatorade or some shit just to come up with when Noct's birthday is, and Noct still thinks it's not obvious?

Like.

Is he kidding?

[photoshooter]

nahhh he's just dumb. that's why we love him. (´∀｀)♡(´∀｀)♡

tho on the other hand iggy probably would've done that even if they weren't sucking face on rooftops, so i guess we can cut noct some slack there.

[whichcraft]

I sense a story about the face-sucking on rooftops and I demand to hear it immediately.

[photoshooter]

they were

""""""""""""""""""""""""""flying kites""""""""""""""""""""""""""

[whichcraft]

...

That's not even a GOOD euphemism.

[photoshooter]

that's what noct tried to tell us they were doing when iggy fell off the roof. that they were flying kites. on the ROOF.

[whichcraft]

Okay, so memo to self, the next time we're all in a crisis, nobody let Noct do the lying.

I'm using "flying kites" now every time I want to make out with you, by the way.

[photoshooter]

[BRB HE HAS TO DIE OF BLUSHING]

can we not do it on the roof? i feel like i've made so much fun of them both at this point that if ***i*** fell off "flying kites," i'd deserve it.

[whichcraft]

I mean.

We could one-up them and do it while actually flying.