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Date: 2018-08-03 12:34 am (UTC)
whichcraft: murder, arson, and jaywalking, presumably (INNOCENT ♚ what can one little girl do)
From: [personal profile] whichcraft
Ooo. A week before Halloween.

[That's easy to remember. Which is good, because she's making a mental note of it.]

Do you guys do Halloween, where you're from? Do you have it, I mean, or is it like geese?

Date: 2018-08-03 01:22 am (UTC)
whichcraft: high self-esteem is essential to a happy life (HELLA ♚ i'm the motherflippin')
From: [personal profile] whichcraft
Halloween is like...a kid's favorite holiday except for maybe Christmas. You're supposed to dress up in costumes and go around house to house knocking on doors and shaking people down for free candy, and they're socially obligated to give it to you.

[Although there is something pleasantly refreshing about hearing the word "dick" repeated this many times in a short sitting. Kind of like being back with the boys all over again.]

I don't recall mentioning geese as being dick-eating in particular, either, so who else in this dump has been telling you stories about geese?

Date: 2018-08-03 01:38 am (UTC)
whichcraft: murder, arson, and jaywalking, presumably (INNOCENT ♚ what can one little girl do)
From: [personal profile] whichcraft
New Jersey is the armpit of its geographical region. If a nation were a body, Jersey would absolutely be the rank post-gym class armpit.

[That's presumably a yes.]

I'm trying to think of a good descriptor and I just keep coming back to "Jersey Shore takes place in New Jersey" but you don't know what Jersey Shore is either.

Date: 2018-08-03 01:44 am (UTC)
whichcraft: that's kind of bullshit but i believe it (LISTEN ♚ like watching paint dry)
From: [personal profile] whichcraft
It's a reality TV show about disaster people living together and engaging in a perpetual lifestyle of postpubescent drama.

Date: 2018-08-03 01:49 am (UTC)
whichcraft: mankind invented houses for a reason, okay (NATURE ♚ wow thanks i hate it)
From: [personal profile] whichcraft
...I'm weirdly relieved that some things apparently never change, no matter where you go.

[It gets a laugh out of her, too, and she takes her turn at swinging their hands a little before abruptly giving his arm a tug.]

Hey. You should give me a piggyback ride.

Date: 2018-08-03 01:59 am (UTC)
whichcraft: can't save the world if you don't look cute (OPEN ♚ just like a cardigans song)
From: [personal profile] whichcraft
I dunno! I just want to. You're strong, right? You haul around bazookas and everything. C'monnnnn, please? It'll be fun. ...For me.

[Her expression is the dictionary definition of "Pretty Pretty Please".]

It doesn't even have to be that far. Pleeeeease?

Date: 2018-08-03 02:06 am (UTC)
whichcraft: that's a lie i'm not sorry in the slightest (ENTHUSE ♚ sorry for party rocking)
From: [personal profile] whichcraft
Are you saying I'm fat?

[She's already on her way, though, and it quickly becomes apparent that this is something she's highly familiar with — she's deft and practiced in the way she hops onto his back without kicking him or landing oddly, and easily falls into place with her arms draped over his shoulders and her head turned slightly to the side so that she can see past his.

She's definitely not eighteen pounds, but she's also lighter than one might expect; the cloak and the armor add the appearance of volume, but fundamentally she is in fact a slight, noodly girl — possibly a little bit too light, even, given her height.]


I'm good! I'm good when you are!

Date: 2018-08-03 02:40 am (UTC)
whichcraft: mankind invented houses for a reason, okay (NATURE ♚ wow thanks i hate it)
From: [personal profile] whichcraft
You have a song?!

[WHEE. Off they go — and off Summer goes, privately relishing the free opportunity to soak up some human body contact without having to deal with the embarrassment of outright asking for a hug.]

Not bad, Mr. Quick!

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