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it's the only thing i know for sure you've eaten except for the deer we hunted!

ok MOM

it was really good by the way, the deer. Yummy.

good!!!

you know if you came over you could have yummy food like that alllllll the time.

Is this a bribe?

Are you trying to bribe me with food?

no!

maybe?

i don't think it's a bribe when my regular motive and my ulterior motive are both to feed my friend's cooking to you.

Is your friend a good cook?

I mean not that I have any room to be picky, but.

he's the best in the entire universe, i can't even TELL you how much i missed his cooking!

Oh.

Well, I mean. Are you sure there's enough? If I come too.

if there isn't i'll work extra hard to make sure there is!!! i have to pull my weight more around here anyway. he and noct have been pampering me like crazy since i got here, they're gonna totally spoil me.

You're supposed to pamper cats, though. They demand it!!

Maybe we could go get something together. Then I'm pulling my weight too?

okay!! 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》 that'll be more fun than hunting by myself anyway!

I mean I'm not very good at the actual hunting part but I can probably help at least.

If that's an okay division of labor.

totally okay! mostly i'm just kind of worried about going in there alone anyway. i've only been in a couple times and always with someone and never real far, i heard the trees like.........do stuff to you.

Oh that's easy, I'm great at mission aborts and quick escapes.

What do you mean by "do stuff" exactly.

i don't know, apparently what's dangerous there changes all the time? but i think i heard that they can make you see things that aren't there, which i am NOT down with. ( ；´Д｀)

...So basically what I'm taking away from this is, we should just burn the forest to the ground.

I guess there are giant spiders out there or something, too, which makes it yet another candidate for scorching the earth, as far as I'm concerned.

don't get me wrong i'm ttly with you. i HATE spiders. SO GROSS!!

but i feel like that would be super bad for the ecology? and like the food chain?? and i like having food to eat slightly more than i hate spiders.

..................................i GUESS. eeewwwwwwww, spiders.

That is a lot of hate for spiders. I approve.

This one time my friends and I had to explore this messed-up underground temple thing and it was FULL of cobwebs, sooooooo gross.

noooooo underground temple things are the worst!

i don't know why but most of noct's ancestors put their royal tombs in caves and stuff and the spiders have turned into daemon spider ladies and they're huge and spinneretty and gross and also they try to kill you!!! and their webs gets into your HAIR and eeeuuugghghhghgghh!!

Why were you in their tombs? Were you TOMB RAIDING??

Full disclosure we were tomb raiding when we went in the temple thing so it's not like I'm judging.

is it raiding if technically their stuff probably belongs to him on account of them being his ancestors and him being like.......the chosen one?

onnnnn the other hand, raiding sounds way cool so let's go with that!

...What I'm taking away from this is that you have state-sanctioned tomb looting and all I can say to that is

Man, I want to live where you live.

lol um

well it used to be nice! good vacation spots outside the city. and the city was like, all old and noble but high tech too. really cool modern contrasts to look at downtown.

...Used to?

it kind of got attacked when we were in the middle of signing a peace treaty with the evil sons of bitches empire we've been fighting for like. forever.

and also i guess now there's daemons everywhere, which are monsters that spawn out of the darkness and will also turn you into daemons. stuff's sorta not great overall rn.

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