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[whichcraft]

I'm not sure what you mean by "again"...

So what, I just tell you I want a deer or something and you'll drop a carcass on my doorstep a few hours later?

[photoshooter]

yeah like a cat (=ↀωↀ=)✧

[whichcraft]

Don't cats do that because they think their humans are too dumb to feed themselves?

[photoshooter]

(=ↀωↀ=)✧(=ↀωↀ=)✧(=ↀωↀ=)✧

[whichcraft]

Yeah, you've definitely got the first rule of being a cat down pat.

[photoshooter]

awwwww don't be like that! i don't really think you're dumb. i just worry you know? ONE POTATO isn't enough for anybody!

[whichcraft]

Haha I'm kidding, I meant that the first rule of being a cat is being a smarmy asshole who gets away with everything.

oh my god is that what this is about

the potato

[photoshooter]

it's the only thing i know for sure you've eaten except for the deer we hunted!

[whichcraft]

ok MOM

it was really good by the way, the deer. Yummy.

[photoshooter]

good!!!

you know if you came over you could have yummy food like that alllllll the time.

[whichcraft]

Is this a bribe?

Are you trying to bribe me with food?

[photoshooter]

no!

maybe?

i don't think it's a bribe when my regular motive and my ulterior motive are both to feed my friend's cooking to you.

[whichcraft]

Is your friend a good cook?

I mean not that I have any room to be picky, but.

[photoshooter]

he's the best in the entire universe, i can't even TELL you how much i missed his cooking!

[whichcraft]

Oh.

Well, I mean. Are you sure there's enough? If I come too.

[photoshooter]

if there isn't i'll work extra hard to make sure there is!!! i have to pull my weight more around here anyway. he and noct have been pampering me like crazy since i got here, they're gonna totally spoil me.

[whichcraft]

You're supposed to pamper cats, though. They demand it!!

Maybe we could go get something together. Then I'm pulling my weight too?

[photoshooter]

okay!! 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》 that'll be more fun than hunting by myself anyway!

[whichcraft]

I mean I'm not very good at the actual hunting part but I can probably help at least.

If that's an okay division of labor.

[photoshooter]

totally okay! mostly i'm just kind of worried about going in there alone anyway. i've only been in a couple times and always with someone and never real far, i heard the trees like.........do stuff to you.

[whichcraft]

Oh that's easy, I'm great at mission aborts and quick escapes.

What do you mean by "do stuff" exactly.

[photoshooter]

i don't know, apparently what's dangerous there changes all the time? but i think i heard that they can make you see things that aren't there, which i am NOT down with. ( ；´Д｀)

[whichcraft]

...So basically what I'm taking away from this is, we should just burn the forest to the ground.

I guess there are giant spiders out there or something, too, which makes it yet another candidate for scorching the earth, as far as I'm concerned.

[photoshooter]

don't get me wrong i'm ttly with you. i HATE spiders. SO GROSS!!

but i feel like that would be super bad for the ecology? and like the food chain?? and i like having food to eat slightly more than i hate spiders.

..................................i GUESS. eeewwwwwwww, spiders.

[whichcraft]

That is a lot of hate for spiders. I approve.

This one time my friends and I had to explore this messed-up underground temple thing and it was FULL of cobwebs, sooooooo gross.